I had this thing about your chair. I wouldn’t let anyone touch it. One night a janitor came by, he tried to move the chair, and I freaked out. I almost shot him.
but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
aggressively tries to sing the words even though the song came out 10 minutes ago
"You have no idea how much I missed this."
“You had amnesia for two months. I missed it more.”